Nov 4 2009

101 uses for a Woman

Seraph

Ok so you’ve read about the 101 uses for a man, the men have cooked up a similar list for the ladies as well, again courtesy of Times Online and you can find the original article here. 101 uses or not, I think we’d still love you, and yes it’s an unfair world (to men of course) and women always complain that they’re being treated unfairly.

  1. Finding at least one thing about your appearance worth complimenting (“I’ve always loved your … earlobes”).
  2. Finding at least one thing about your new haircut worth criticising.
  3. Lending you (often without knowing it) moisturiser.
  4. Keeping Darfur on the agenda by being interested in what George Clooney is up to.
  5. Employing, through her retail habits, tens of thousands of children in the developing world.
  6. Leaving lots of little bits of ground apricot kernel in the bath after her weekly exfoliation.
  7. Never being too embarrassed to dance with you, despite your two left feet.
  8. Compensating for your lack of colour co-ordination (they know the colours that go — and the ones that don’t).
  9. Answering all the boy-band questions in the pub pop quiz.
  10. Remembering the birthdays Continue reading