101 uses for a Woman
Ok so you’ve read about the 101 uses for a man, the men have cooked up a similar list for the ladies as well, again courtesy of Times Online and you can find the original article here. 101 uses or not, I think we’d still love you, and yes it’s an unfair world (to men of course) and women always complain that they’re being treated unfairly.
- Finding at least one thing about your appearance worth complimenting (“I’ve always loved your … earlobes”).
- Finding at least one thing about your new haircut worth criticising.
- Lending you (often without knowing it) moisturiser.
- Keeping Darfur on the agenda by being interested in what George Clooney is up to.
- Employing, through her retail habits, tens of thousands of children in the developing world.
- Leaving lots of little bits of ground apricot kernel in the bath after her weekly exfoliation.
- Never being too embarrassed to dance with you, despite your two left feet.
- Compensating for your lack of colour co-ordination (they know the colours that go — and the ones that don’t).
- Answering all the boy-band questions in the pub pop quiz.
- Remembering the birthdays Continue reading

