Browsing Tag Humour

Malaysian Driver

Malaysian Driver

By | June 11, 2010 at 10:29 pm | No comments

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with cigarette: KEPONG driver. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver. One hand on wheel, one hand on...

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Church Humour

Church Humour

By | February 26, 2010 at 8:30 am | No comments

DO YOU GO TO CHURCH? A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the...

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Funny Ah Beng

Funny Ah Beng

By | February 24, 2010 at 5:38 pm | One comment

  Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not allowed Lah !   Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop. Ah Beng : 'Do you have color TV ?' Salesgirl : 'Yes !' Ah Beng : 'Give me a green one, please '     Ah ...

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Best driving lesson ever!

Best driving lesson ever!

By | February 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm | No comments

So you think you can drive? Hate your driving instructor or even the traffic rules? Even if you've been driving for years, it won't hurt to go through a driving lesson with Ellen, she will definitely bring your skills up a notch. Just watch and learn...

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Husband VS Wife

Husband VS Wife

By | January 9, 2010 at 12:40 pm | No comments

Some husband and wife jokes to kick start the first week of 2010, enjoy the good laugh :)   Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever     Wife: I wish I...

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