By seraph | July 20, 2012 at 10:44 am | No comments
The wife’s mother rushed into the maternity wing to find out how her daughter was progressing. As she entered the waiting room, she spotted her son-in-law. Unbeknown to her, he was listening to the cricket on his IPod.
“How’s it going?” she asked anxiously.
“Not...
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By seraph | June 11, 2010 at 10:29 pm | No comments
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver
One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with cigarette: KEPONG driver.
One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.
One hand on wheel, one hand on...
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By seraph | February 26, 2010 at 8:30 am | No comments
DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the...
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By seraph | February 24, 2010 at 5:38 pm | One comment
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : 'Do you have color TV ?'
Salesgirl : 'Yes !'
Ah Beng : 'Give me a green one, please '
Ah ...
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By seraph | February 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm | No comments
So you think you can drive? Hate your driving instructor or even the traffic rules? Even if you've been driving for years, it won't hurt to go through a driving lesson with Ellen, she will definitely bring your skills up a notch. Just watch and learn...
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By seraph | January 9, 2010 at 12:40 pm | No comments
Some husband and wife jokes to kick start the first week of 2010, enjoy the good laugh :)
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
Wife: I wish I...
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By seraph | September 12, 2009 at 8:00 am | No comments
Anyone who reads The Star In-Tech every Tuesday will be familiar with this quirky engineer working in his cube. The comic strip can be a bit difficult for kids to understand I find, as I myself was not too sure what he was talking about when I read the strips some 10 years...
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