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King of Fighters XII was somewhat of a disappointment to most of us, well personally the game wasn’t bad, it was just lacking in play modes, especially story mode and characters, come one, even SFIV had more characters! Oh and if at least the online mode was playable then KOF XII might have had a fighting chance, but sadly online play was a horrendous slideshow.

Now King of Fighters XIII is upon us, and from the game play vids it looks pretty good. Insane combos and moves that are just way too flashy for a Street Fighter game makes their return. Let’s have a look at Team Yagami’s insane moves.

After so many years, Capcom has finally decided to release a sequel to the acclaimed Marvel vs Capcom 2 which is still highly popular around the world. The art style this time round follows Street Fighter IV’s style. Marvel vs Capcom 3 retains the frantic 3 on 3 tag team match with new additions such as Dante and Chris Redfield from Capcom and Deadpool from Marvel to the fray. Dormammu appears to be the new villain in the series, watch the videos to whet your appetites for this long awaited fighter!

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver

2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with cigarette: KEPONG driver.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator: JOHOR driver.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA.

7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER…..on the Federal Highway!!!

8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window: KARAK HIGHWAY ; KUANTAN driver.

9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window stickers read “Make my day”, beer cans on floor, wedding ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE….PUCHONG driver!

10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can
in the middle ~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh….. this is a heaven for drivers……welcome to PENANG!

11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5 seconds. WOMAN DRIVER!

For all Google users out there who normally just type in a simple keyword and blame the search engine for not giving you accurate results, here’s a cheat sheet of the more advanced search functions you may use with our friendly neighborhood search engine. If these operators and functions still can’t help you get more accurate results then you may start swearing and cursing or even jump over to Bing perhaps?

OPERATOR EXAMPLE		FINDS PAGES CONTAINING…
vacation hawaii		the words vacation and Hawaii .
Maui OR Hawaii		either the word Maui or the word Hawaii
“To each his own“		the exact phrase to each his own
virus –computer		the word virus but NOT the word computer
+sock		Only the word sock, and not the plural or any tenses or synonyms
~auto loan		loan info for both the word auto and its synonyms: truck, car, etc.
define:computer		definitions of the word computer from around the Web.
red * blue		the words red and blue separated by one or more words.
I’m Feeling Lucky		Takes you directly to first web page returned for your query.
CALCULATOR OPERATORS		MEANING		TYPE INTO SEARCH BOX
+		addition		45 + 39
-		subtraction		45 – 39
*		multiplication		45 * 39
/		division		45 / 39
% of		percentage of		45% of 39
^		raise to a power		2^5 (2 to the 5th power)
ADVANCED OPERATORS		MEANING		WHAT TO TYPE INTO SEARCH BOX (& DESCRIPTION OF RESULTS)
site:		Search only one website		admission site:www.stanford.edu (Search Stanford Univ. site for admissions info.)
[#]…[#]		Search within a range of numbers		DVD player $100..150 (Search for DVD players between $100 and $150)
link:		linked pages		link:www.stanford.edu (Find pages that link to the Stanford University website.)
info:		Info about a page		info:www.stanford.edu (Find information about the Stanford University website.)
related:		Related pages		related:www.stanford.edu (Find websites related to the Stanford University website.)

Finally the 10th new warrior for Super Street Fighter IV has been revealed, bringing to the Street Fiighter universe a very oddball fighter – Hakan. a grappler type with an affinity for oil… Seriously how do you grab something when you are all oily? Which brings us to Hakan’s wacky oil moves, where most if not all of them involve squeezing his opponent until they slip out of his grip and is sent flying to kingdom come. Trust me, you wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of this grapplers moves (for obvious reasons), watch the video below to see what I mean. Looking forward to this game, the first quarter of the year of the Tiger is really sucking gamers dry with all these great titles, I guess the ‘Tiger’ is really hungry for our money this time round.

Chaos is upon us as Kratos decends on us in full HD glory and gore in God of War III!! You will be killing a lot of gods in this game, it might actually make you feel invincible. Mark your calendars this March 16th and grab a copy of this fantastic game if you own a PS3, or grab a PS3 then grab this game as Adam Sessler puts it. To whet your appertites for some god killing action, enjoy the following two video reviews courtesy of Gamespot.com, I for one feel seriously excited and pumped up to play this game:

DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmasand Easter?”

He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”

HIDE HIM DURING A WAR

It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest:

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.”

“Well,” answered the priest, “that’s not a sin.”

“But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed.”

“I admit that wasn’t good, but you did it for a good cause.”

“Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question…”

“What is that, my son?”

“Do I have to tell him the war is over?”

CHURCH FOR THIS DRUNK

A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off.

The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him.

He says to his congregation, “All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand.”

The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.

Then the preacher says even more loudly, “And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!”

The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he’s the only one standing.

Confused and embarrassed he says, “I don’t know what we’re voting on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!”

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she charged.

“You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest.

It was Eve. “What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.

“Counting your ribs,” said Eve.

A VERY FAITHFUL WOMAN

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!”

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, “There ain’t no Lord!!”

Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted “PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!”

The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, “PRAISE THE LORD.”

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, “Aha! I told you there was no Lord.. I bought those groceries, God didn’t.”

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, “PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!”

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !

Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.

Ah Beng : ‘Do you have color TV ?’

Salesgirl : ‘Yes !’

Ah Beng : ‘Give me a green one, please ‘

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.

Then he comes to column on ‘Salary Expected’, but he is not sure of the question.

After much thought, he writes ‘ Yes ‘

Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Beng : ‘What is that shiny object ?’

Salesgirl : ‘That is a thermos flask.’

Ah Beng : ‘What does it do ?’

Salesgirl : ‘It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold’

Ah Beng : ‘I’ll buy it’

The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask

Boss : ‘What is that shiny object ?’

Ah Beng : ‘It’s a thermos flask.’

Boss : ‘What does it do ?’

Ah Beng : ‘It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold’

Boss : ‘What do you have in it !?’

Ah Beng : ‘Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream’

After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.

Why can’t Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can’t find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the ‘Help’ command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng : ‘I press the ‘F1′ key for help lah, but it’s been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!’

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, ‘I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah – but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah’

‘Oh dear !’ the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
‘But, what happened to the other ear ?’

Ah Beng answered : ‘That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!’

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.

Ah Beng: ‘COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?’

Operator: ‘JUST A MINUTE…’

Ah Beng : ‘THANK YOU lah’ AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he’d been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.

‘It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT’, Ah Beng brags.

‘FIVE MONTHS ? THAT’S TOO LONG’, the friend exclaims.

‘YOU ARE A FOOL.’ Ah Beng replies, ‘SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS’.

At a bar in New York , the man to Ah Beng’s left tells the bartender,
‘JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE’

and his companion says, ‘JACK DANIELS, SINGLE’.

The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, ‘AND YOU, SIR ?’

Ah Beng replies : ‘Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah’

Location: Kek Lok Si Temple, Air Itam
Contact: 04-8283317
Organizer: Kek Lok Si Temple

Schedule:
Feb 7th – 7pm – Opening Ceremony
Feb 8th to Feb 12th – temple open to public 8.30am to 5.30pm only
Feb 13th to Feb 15th – temple will be light up from 7pm to 7am
Feb 16th to Feb 28th – temple will be light up from 7pm to midnight
Feb 29th to March 13th – temple will be light up from 7pm to 10pm

Voted as no. 4 “Must visit places in Penang” by VisitPenang website readers, this 119 years old Temple of Supreme Bliss is the focal point of Chinese New Year fesival for the Chinese community in Penang.

During the Chinese New Year celebration, thousands of devotees turned up for the annual lighting ceremony at Kek Lok Si Temple in Air Itam.
Starting from Chinese New Year, Kek Lok Si Temple will be light up every night at 7pm until midnight to symbolize peace, luck and prosperity.

Approximately 230,000 light bulbs and 10,000 lanterns light up the temple every night for 33 days in conjunction with Chinese New Year. Making this 120 year old temple one of Asia’s most beautiful temple.

The Kek Lok Si Temple (Penang Hokkien for “Temple of Supreme Bliss”) is a Buddhist temple situated in Air Itam in Penang and is one of the best known temples on the island.

The temple is a focal point of festivals of the Chinese community in Penang. The Chinese New Year celebrations are particularly impressive: for 33 days following Chinese New Year, the temple remains open until late at night whilst thousands of lights turn the scenery into a sea of light.

So you think you can drive? Hate your driving instructor or even the traffic rules? Even if you’ve been driving for years, it won’t hurt to go through a driving lesson with Ellen, she will definitely bring your skills up a notch. Just watch and learn people…

Ellen teaches students to drive
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